*So, my keyboard does weird things when I attempt grammar – apologies..
I havent written for a while, and this time its not because Ive been working like a mother trucker. Rather, Ive been gallivanting.. as I write Im sitting in Prague with my lovely ex-flatmate from when I lived in ma wee Edinburgh.. and what a fab time weve been having.. well, actually, not that great a time in Prague.. but a farken AWESOME time in Split. We are both brown as berries thanks to days and days spent by the beach on the Dalmatian Coast in Croatia. Was AH-MAY-ZING!! But Prague.. hmm..
So, we stayed here a week ago.. the room was charged to our other friends card. We then get an email from the hotel saying that because the toilet had broken and flooded and they had found a condom in the pipes – and a peach stone, but thats not quite as interesting.. or is it -so they had charged her card a second time.. for 7000 Czech Crowns, or about 500 Aussie dollars. For a condom.. Hmm.. For three girls, who had arrived after midnight, crashed out almost immediately and checked out again before 10 am, we were a little suprised to say the least. Two of us had gone for a walk in the morning and I really take my hat off to our girlfriend if she had managed to find a boy to use a condom – and maybe a peach – in the very short space of time we were away.. Although, in hindsight, she DOES have a cute Scottish accent.. Hmm..
Anyway, so we explained our case with the receptionist, the other receptionist, the two managers, the police, the tourist police, and have been given instructions to take it up with either a Czech magistrate !! or the Prague Business Inspector.. but anyhoo.. I digress.
The trip is fab. Life is good. Prague rocks, but Croatia – man, it was AMAZING! And avoid the BlackStar or Clementin hotel in Praha at all costs.. they have condoms in their toilets. And peach stones.
